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Tim here has youngung's lined up all over the US...but he picks me!
Bust by Don Pedro @ 11/5/2004 5:49 PM PST

[Conviction]

Perverted Justice mark: Timothy Sheldon, 39
AOL IM: Oberon318
Location: Warwick, Rhode Island

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This wannabe pedo tried to solicit CFHSkidd1990, a 14 year old boy
... or so they thought!

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Here's Tim. Tim is the type that tries to put everything on the kid. Those types creep me out just as much, if not more, than the overtly sexual ones. Somewhere, inside his head, he justifies sleeping with a 14 year old, because he's not saying no! EARTH TO TIM: YOU ARE AN ADULT. IT IS YOUR JOB TO SAY NO!


Oberon318 [12:07 AM]: sup
CFHSkidd1990 [12:07 AM]: hey how ru
CFHSkidd1990 [12:07 AM]: 14 m central falls u?
Oberon318 [12:07 AM]: not bad
Oberon318 [12:07 AM]: oooh
Oberon318 [12:07 AM]: olllld warwick here
Oberon318 [12:07 AM]: sorry about that
CFHSkidd1990 [12:07 AM]: srry bout whut?
Oberon318 [12:07 AM]: that i message you and you're 14 and i'm old
Oberon318 [12:08 AM]: didn't mean to bother ya
CFHSkidd1990 [12:08 AM]: its all good i lookin 4 peepz 2 kno i just move here dont kno ne1
CFHSkidd1990 [12:08 AM]: how old is old?
Oberon318 [12:09 AM]: 39
CFHSkidd1990 [12:09 AM]: fuck that aint old like 60 is old
Oberon318 [12:09 AM]: haha
Oberon318 [12:09 AM]: i know
Oberon318 [12:09 AM]: i really don't know a lot of people around here either(You should really try to get to know people your own age, man. Really.)
CFHSkidd1990 [12:09 AM]: no y not?
Oberon318 [12:09 AM]: so it's nice to meet and chat with some nice people
CFHSkidd1990 [12:09 AM]: yea plus i aint out so only gay peepz i kno iz on here
Oberon318 [12:10 AM]: well i've worked here for like 13 years
Oberon318 [12:10 AM]: but i've only lived here for like four
CFHSkidd1990 [12:10 AM]: rlly where u work at?
Oberon318 [12:10 AM]: and i just haven't had opportunities to meet a lot of people
Oberon318 [12:10 AM]: i'm a school administrator in warwick(Frightening. Absolutely frightening. God I hope he doesn't come into close contact with the students...)
CFHSkidd1990 [12:11 AM]: o kewl
CFHSkidd1990 [12:11 AM]: so u work all the time
Oberon318 [12:11 AM]: quite a bit
CFHSkidd1990 [12:11 AM]: that suxx
Oberon318 [12:11 AM]: where'd ya move from?
CFHSkidd1990 [12:11 AM]: georgia
Oberon318 [12:11 AM]: well i mean most days i'm home by like 430
Oberon318 [12:11 AM]: so it's not bad
Oberon318 [12:11 AM]: some weekend stuff but not too bad
Oberon318 [12:11 AM]: oh cool
Oberon318 [12:11 AM]: where in ga?
CFHSkidd1990 [12:12 AM]: Duluth
Oberon318 [12:12 AM]: col
Oberon318 [12:12 AM]: cool
CFHSkidd1990 [12:12 AM]: yea
Oberon318 [12:12 AM]: how is that compared to cf?
CFHSkidd1990 [12:12 AM]: i dunno
CFHSkidd1990 [12:12 AM]: i had friends there here not many yet
Oberon318 [12:12 AM]: ok
Oberon318 [12:12 AM]: i understand that's tough
Oberon318 [12:13 AM]: i met this really nice dude from just outside atlanta
CFHSkidd1990 [12:13 AM]: o yea?
Oberon318 [12:13 AM]: yeah
Oberon318 [12:13 AM]: he is like a junior in hs(AArgh! He's serial!)
Oberon318 [12:13 AM]: we've chatted a lot
Oberon318 [12:13 AM]: plays football and stuff
Oberon318 [12:13 AM]: nice kid
CFHSkidd1990 [12:13 AM]: kewl he gay?
Oberon318 [12:13 AM]: yeah
CFHSkidd1990 [12:13 AM]: u n he ever meet?
Oberon318 [12:13 AM]: not yet
Oberon318 [12:13 AM]: he wants to
CFHSkidd1990 [12:14 AM]: ru gunna?
Oberon318 [12:14 AM]: mebbe
CFHSkidd1990 [12:15 AM]: iis he hot?
Oberon318 [12:15 AM]: yeah
Oberon318 [12:15 AM]: black
CFHSkidd1990 [12:15 AM]: o kewl
Oberon318 [12:15 AM]: pretty cute
CFHSkidd1990 [12:15 AM]: do u have a pic??
Oberon318 [12:15 AM]: of him?(God, I don't even want to know what types of pics you may have...)
CFHSkidd1990 [12:15 AM]: no of u
Oberon318 [12:15 AM]: yeah
Oberon318 [12:16 AM]: not all that though
Oberon318 [12:16 AM]: hehe
Oberon318 [12:16 AM]: he does like me though
Oberon318 [12:16 AM]: cause he's into older dudes
CFHSkidd1990 [12:16 AM]: yea me 2 dudez my age act dumb
Oberon318 [12:17 AM]: cool
CFHSkidd1990 [12:17 AM]: k i send my pic
Oberon318 [12:18 AM]: wow
CFHSkidd1990 [12:18 AM]: whut
Oberon318 [12:18 AM]: you are very cute
CFHSkidd1990 [12:18 AM]: aww thank u
Oberon318 [12:18 AM]: most welcome
Oberon318 [12:18 AM]: only speaking the truth
CFHSkidd1990 [12:19 AM]: did u have 1?
Oberon318 [12:19 AM]: sent
Oberon318 [12:19 AM]: it's old
Oberon318 [12:19 AM]: but it's me
Oberon318 [12:19 AM]: what can i say
Oberon318 [12:20 AM]: and if you don't wanna chat
CFHSkidd1990 [12:20 AM]: thats a good pic!
Oberon318 [12:20 AM]: it's ok
CFHSkidd1990 [12:20 AM]: y woudnt i wanna not chat?
Oberon318 [12:20 AM]: idk
Oberon318 [12:20 AM]: heh
Oberon318 [12:20 AM]: cause you're a hottie(Nauseating...)
Oberon318 [12:20 AM]: ;)
Oberon318 [12:20 AM]: but you seem nice too
CFHSkidd1990 [12:21 AM]: thanx u 2
Oberon318 [12:21 AM]: i try
Oberon318 [12:21 AM]: i really am a nice person though
CFHSkidd1990 [12:21 AM]: well thats good cuz mean people suck!
Oberon318 [12:22 AM]: def
Oberon318 [12:22 AM]: so why to central falls?
Oberon318 [12:22 AM]: all the way from georgia
CFHSkidd1990 [12:22 AM]: cuz that where my mom lives lol
CFHSkidd1990 [12:22 AM]: ohhh her looser bf is up here
Oberon318 [12:22 AM]: ah ok
CFHSkidd1990 [12:23 AM]: she wuz always travlling up here n leavin me hom ealone to see him
CFHSkidd1990 [12:23 AM]: now theyre out drinkin n partyin n leavin me alone lol
Oberon318 [12:23 AM]: lol
Oberon318 [12:23 AM]: that sucks
CFHSkidd1990 [12:23 AM]: eeeh its ok
Oberon318 [12:23 AM]: heh
Oberon318 [12:23 AM]: yeah
Oberon318 [12:23 AM]: you get some quiet time
CFHSkidd1990 [12:23 AM]: yupperz
Oberon318 [12:24 AM]: oh by the way
Oberon318 [12:24 AM]: did i tell ya?
CFHSkidd1990 [12:25 AM]: tell me whut
Oberon318 [12:25 AM]: beautiful...(Sweet Jebus, the person in the pic doesn't look a day over 12!)
CFHSkidd1990 [12:25 AM]: u callin me beautiful?
CFHSkidd1990 [12:25 AM]: thanks!!
Oberon318 [12:25 AM]: def
Oberon318 [12:25 AM]: nice eyes
Oberon318 [12:25 AM]: :)
CFHSkidd1990 [12:26 AM]: thanx u 2 actually i can tell ur really nice
Oberon318 [12:26 AM]: sucks we can't chill out
Oberon318 [12:26 AM]: :(
CFHSkidd1990 [12:26 AM]: y not?
Oberon318 [12:27 AM]: prolly get in trouble
CFHSkidd1990 [12:27 AM]: prolly? y is that?
Oberon318 [12:28 AM]: i don't think your mom would approve of you hanging out with someone my age(He knows it's wrong...yet he continues. Never fails to amaze me.)
CFHSkidd1990 [12:28 AM]: fuck shed never kno
Oberon318 [12:28 AM]: lol
Oberon318 [12:28 AM]: i mean not like i'd do anything to hurt ya(Maybe not physically...)
Oberon318 [12:28 AM]: just be nice to chill
Oberon318 [12:28 AM]: watch a movie
CFHSkidd1990 [12:28 AM]: yea
Oberon318 [12:29 AM]: def be cool
CFHSkidd1990 [12:29 AM]: well y u say all this fun shit we can do n then say we cant do it?
CFHSkidd1990 [12:29 AM]: tease!!
Oberon318 [12:30 AM]: lol
CFHSkidd1990 [12:30 AM]: u say ull meet that boi from GA tho
Oberon318 [12:30 AM]: nah it'd be nice
Oberon318 [12:30 AM]: well
Oberon318 [12:30 AM]: can i let on something to ya?
Oberon318 [12:30 AM]: you're definitely much cuter....
CFHSkidd1990 [12:30 AM]: sure
CFHSkidd1990 [12:30 AM]: awww thnx
Oberon318 [12:31 AM]: so if you're down, it'd be cool
Oberon318 [12:31 AM]: whenver
CFHSkidd1990 [12:31 AM]: tonite? i'm bord
Oberon318 [12:32 AM]: what time would you have to be back?
CFHSkidd1990 [12:32 AM]: uhm
CFHSkidd1990 [12:33 AM]: well prolly tomorrow nite around 7 or 8
Oberon318 [12:33 AM]: you mean meet up then?
CFHSkidd1990 [12:34 AM]: no meet now mom come home tomarrow T 7 OR 8
Oberon318 [12:34 AM]: in the am?
CFHSkidd1990 [12:34 AM]: no pm
Oberon318 [12:34 AM]: she's gone til then?
CFHSkidd1990 [12:34 AM]: yea
Oberon318 [12:34 AM]: where'd she go?
CFHSkidd1990 [12:35 AM]: fuck if i kno she left a note Chris out with Mike will be home sunday around 7 or 8 behave love mom
Oberon318 [12:35 AM]: lol
Oberon318 [12:36 AM]: wanna chat on the tellie?
CFHSkidd1990 [12:36 AM]: sure lemme find it 1st
Oberon318 [12:36 AM]: lol
CFHSkidd1990 [12:38 AM]: k whats ur #?
Oberon318 [12:38 AM]: you're not a cop right?
Oberon318 [12:38 AM]: hehe
CFHSkidd1990 [12:38 AM]: no
Oberon318 [12:38 AM]: k
Oberon318 [12:38 AM]: edit
CFHSkidd1990 [12:38 AM]: dat 402?
CFHSkidd1990 [12:39 AM]: edit
Oberon318 [12:39 AM]: 401
CFHSkidd1990 [12:39 AM]: sorry typo
CFHSkidd1990 [12:39 AM]: yea k
CFHSkidd1990 [12:39 AM]: whats ur name?
Oberon318 [12:39 AM]: tim
Oberon318 [12:39 AM]: yours
CFHSkidd1990 [12:39 AM]: Chris
Oberon318 [12:39 AM]: k
CFHSkidd1990 [12:40 AM]: callin
Oberon318 [12:40 AM]: k
Oberon318 [12:40 AM]: not ringing
Oberon318 [12:40 AM]: hehe

VERIFIED

Oberon318 [12:43 AM]: oops
CFHSkidd1990 [12:43 AM]: hi
CFHSkidd1990 [12:43 AM]: phonecard is outta juice
Oberon318 [12:43 AM]: ok
Oberon318 [12:43 AM]: np
CFHSkidd1990 [12:43 AM]: lol were in trouble
CFHSkidd1990 [12:43 AM]: u dont kno ur way around neitehr do i(I was referencing something discussed during the verification. He said he didn't know his way around very well.)
Oberon318 [12:43 AM]: well i could figure that out
Oberon318 [12:43 AM]: but
Oberon318 [12:43 AM]: i don't want to put any pressure
Oberon318 [12:44 AM]: it's ok if you wanna just chat
CFHSkidd1990 [12:44 AM]: ok
Oberon318 [12:44 AM]: you seem very sweet
CFHSkidd1990 [12:44 AM]: awww thnx so do u i luv ur accent(The verifier told me he had an New Englander's accent.)
Oberon318 [12:44 AM]: lol
Oberon318 [12:44 AM]: likewise
Oberon318 [12:44 AM]: you have such a sweet voice
Oberon318 [12:45 AM]: i kinda feel badly that i even suggested that we chill out
CFHSkidd1990 [12:45 AM]: thanx!!
CFHSkidd1990 [12:45 AM]: y???
Oberon318 [12:45 AM]: i don't want you to think i'm a wacko like that(Well I do, but for the sake of the greater good, I'll pretend that you're not.)
CFHSkidd1990 [12:45 AM]: i think it would be fun
CFHSkidd1990 [12:45 AM]: y would i think that? ru a wacko?? lol
Oberon318 [12:45 AM]: no
Oberon318 [12:45 AM]: not at all
Oberon318 [12:45 AM]: lol
CFHSkidd1990 [12:45 AM]: k then
Oberon318 [12:45 AM]: just when i asked ya on the phone
CFHSkidd1990 [12:45 AM]: i kno
Oberon318 [12:46 AM]: you seemed like not interested
Oberon318 [12:46 AM]: and that's alll good
CFHSkidd1990 [12:46 AM]: i just a littl nervus
Oberon318 [12:46 AM]: i'm cool with just chattin
CFHSkidd1990 [12:46 AM]: cause i nevre done nuttin but jo with a guy be4
Oberon318 [12:46 AM]: oh so am i
Oberon318 [12:46 AM]: well
Oberon318 [12:46 AM]: sex doesn't even to be an issue chris
Oberon318 [12:46 AM]: ya know?
CFHSkidd1990 [12:46 AM]: ya i kno
CFHSkidd1990 [12:46 AM]: i wanna try stuff tho
CFHSkidd1990 [12:47 AM]: u know? :)
Oberon318 [12:47 AM]: lol
Oberon318 [12:47 AM]: i mean just being with someone else would be nice
CFHSkidd1990 [12:47 AM]: yea
Oberon318 [12:47 AM]: i'm a lil lonely tonight for some reason(So you want the company of a 14 year old boy?!?)
CFHSkidd1990 [12:47 AM]: me 2
CFHSkidd1990 [12:47 AM]: lonley n horny lol
Oberon318 [12:47 AM]: lol
Oberon318 [12:47 AM]: well yeah
Oberon318 [12:48 AM]: doesn't make ya a bad guy
CFHSkidd1990 [12:48 AM]: no
Oberon318 [12:48 AM]: i'm sure you have like a hundred guys after ya too
CFHSkidd1990 [12:48 AM]: uhm no
Oberon318 [12:48 AM]: and ones much cuter than i
CFHSkidd1990 [12:48 AM]: no ure the only 1 lol
CFHSkidd1990 [12:48 AM]: i aint out member?
Oberon318 [12:48 AM]: lol
Oberon318 [12:48 AM]: right
Oberon318 [12:48 AM]: that's ok too
Oberon318 [12:48 AM]: i'm not big on it
CFHSkidd1990 [12:48 AM]: brb 1 min
Oberon318 [12:49 AM]: k
Oberon318 [12:52 AM]: where'd ya go?
CFHSkidd1990 [12:53 AM]: sorry dog had 2 go out
Oberon318 [12:53 AM]: ok
Oberon318 [12:53 AM]: np
Oberon318 [12:53 AM]: just hated to think you vanished
Oberon318 [12:53 AM]: hehe
CFHSkidd1990 [12:54 AM]: shoulda said brb 4 mins
CFHSkidd1990 [12:54 AM]: no not me :)
Oberon318 [12:54 AM]: cool
Oberon318 [12:54 AM]: lots of people do that
Oberon318 [12:54 AM]: talk wit ya then split
CFHSkidd1990 [12:54 AM]: o i kno
CFHSkidd1990 [12:54 AM]: it sux
CFHSkidd1990 [12:54 AM]: whats ur favorite thing 2 do with guyz?
Oberon318 [12:55 AM]: make out
Oberon318 [12:55 AM]: cuddle
Oberon318 [12:55 AM]: suck
Oberon318 [12:55 AM]: get sucked
Oberon318 [12:55 AM]: and all the rest
Oberon318 [12:55 AM]: u
CFHSkidd1990 [12:55 AM]: well i never done nuttin but kiss n jo
CFHSkidd1990 [12:55 AM]: i luv kisisng
CFHSkidd1990 [12:55 AM]: i want 2 get my dick suckd badly
Oberon318 [12:56 AM]: yeah
Oberon318 [12:56 AM]: cool
Oberon318 [12:56 AM]: i luv kissing a lot
CFHSkidd1990 [12:56 AM]: and i bet cuddling is awesom too
Oberon318 [12:56 AM]: oh it is
Oberon318 [12:57 AM]: just being in each other's arms
Oberon318 [12:57 AM]: is really very nice
CFHSkidd1990 [12:57 AM]: u think maybe we could do that?
Oberon318 [12:57 AM]: sure
Oberon318 [12:57 AM]: if you wanted(WHY IS IT ALWAYS PUT ON THE KID?!?)
CFHSkidd1990 [12:57 AM]: that would be awesome!
Oberon318 [12:57 AM]: def
CFHSkidd1990 [12:57 AM]: do u live alone?
Oberon318 [12:57 AM]: yes
CFHSkidd1990 [12:58 AM]: so maybe u could come n get me and then go to ur place?
CFHSkidd1990 [12:58 AM]: n we could cuddle??
Oberon318 [12:58 AM]: if you wanted and you felt comfortable about ti
Oberon318 [12:58 AM]: it
CFHSkidd1990 [12:58 AM]: yea
Oberon318 [12:58 AM]: sure
CFHSkidd1990 [12:58 AM]: i do ur way cool
CFHSkidd1990 [12:58 AM]: n nice
CFHSkidd1990 [12:58 AM]: n good lookin 2 ;)
Oberon318 [12:59 AM]: oh stop
Oberon318 [12:59 AM]: haha
CFHSkidd1990 [12:59 AM]: i think i like older doods 2 like ur friend in GA
Oberon318 [12:59 AM]: coo
CFHSkidd1990 [12:59 AM]: u think maybe we could cuddle naked?
Oberon318 [12:59 AM]: sure
CFHSkidd1990 [1:00 AM]: but i mite be bad if that happenz lol
Oberon318 [1:00 AM]: lol
Oberon318 [1:00 AM]: i'll slap yur hand
Oberon318 [1:00 AM]: :)
Oberon318 [1:00 AM]: hehe
CFHSkidd1990 [1:00 AM]: o ok :)
CFHSkidd1990 [1:00 AM]: n then what ;)
Oberon318 [1:00 AM]: hehe
Oberon318 [1:01 AM]: it would be up to you
Oberon318 [1:01 AM]: i won't make you do anything you dont want to
CFHSkidd1990 [1:01 AM]: see ur too nice
Oberon318 [1:01 AM]: i mean
Oberon318 [1:01 AM]: cuddling
Oberon318 [1:01 AM]: is perfect enough
Oberon318 [1:01 AM]: hehe
CFHSkidd1990 [1:01 AM]: yea but i think i'll wanna do more
CFHSkidd1990 [1:01 AM]: actlly i dont think i kno lol
Oberon318 [1:01 AM]: lol
CFHSkidd1990 [1:02 AM]: iz that ok?
Oberon318 [1:02 AM]: sure
CFHSkidd1990 [1:02 AM]: sweet
CFHSkidd1990 [1:02 AM]: hmm...
CFHSkidd1990 [1:03 AM]: dood u wanna hang tonite?
Oberon318 [1:03 AM]: if you want to
CFHSkidd1990 [1:03 AM]: hellz yeahh
Oberon318 [1:04 AM]: sounds good
CFHSkidd1990 [1:04 AM]: u come n get me then?
Oberon318 [1:04 AM]: yeah
Oberon318 [1:04 AM]: will you send me on a wild goose chase
CFHSkidd1990 [1:04 AM]: k good cuz i cant drive!!! LOL!
Oberon318 [1:04 AM]: then not be there?
CFHSkidd1990 [1:04 AM]: no dood i aint like that
Oberon318 [1:04 AM]: k cool
Oberon318 [1:05 AM]: where in cf are ya?
CFHSkidd1990 [1:06 AM]: I'm near **ADDRESS EDIT**
CFHSkidd1990 [1:06 AM]: uhm..there's **ADDRESS EDIT rite near my place
CFHSkidd1990 [1:06 AM]: which is rite next to **ADDRESS EDIT**
CFHSkidd1990 [1:06 AM]: u wanna meet me there?
Oberon318 [1:06 AM]: at **ADDRESS EDIT**?
CFHSkidd1990 [1:06 AM]: yea
Oberon318 [1:07 AM]: hold one sec
CFHSkidd1990 [1:07 AM]: k
Oberon318 [1:08 AM]: k
Oberon318 [1:09 AM]: brb
CFHSkidd1990 [1:09 AM]: ok
CFHSkidd1990 [1:12 AM]: u leave me? :(
Oberon318 [1:13 AM]: nope
CFHSkidd1990 [1:13 AM]: o ok :)
Oberon318 [1:13 AM]: had to use the powder room
CFHSkidd1990 [1:13 AM]: everything ok?
Oberon318 [1:13 AM]: yup
CFHSkidd1990 [1:14 AM]: kewl
Oberon318 [1:14 AM]: so you still down?
CFHSkidd1990 [1:14 AM]: heck yea
Oberon318 [1:14 AM]: ok
Oberon318 [1:14 AM]: will you have your phone on ya?
CFHSkidd1990 [1:15 AM]: yea
CFHSkidd1990 [1:15 AM]: how long it take u to get here?
Oberon318 [1:15 AM]: about 15 - 20
CFHSkidd1990 [1:15 AM]: ok
Oberon318 [1:15 AM]: k?
CFHSkidd1990 [1:16 AM]: yep!
Oberon318 [1:16 AM]: what's yur number?
CFHSkidd1990 [1:17 AM]: well man its my momz cell...if i dont see u at the **ADDRESS EDIT** in 25 i'll give u a call from it aite?
Oberon318 [1:17 AM]: oh ok
Oberon318 [1:17 AM]: np
CFHSkidd1990 [1:17 AM]: sweet
Oberon318 [1:17 AM]: i'm def coming(Ladies and gentlemen, his intentions are clear. He's definately coming!)
CFHSkidd1990 [1:17 AM]: me 2 what u driving?
Oberon318 [1:17 AM]: honda
CFHSkidd1990 [1:18 AM]: ok color?
Oberon318 [1:18 AM]: green
CFHSkidd1990 [1:18 AM]: sweet
CFHSkidd1990 [1:18 AM]: i'll cya in a bit!
Oberon318 [1:18 AM]: ok
Oberon318 [1:18 AM]: **ADDRESS EDIT**
Oberon318 [1:18 AM]: at corner of **ADDRESS EDIT**
CFHSkidd1990 [1:18 AM]: yea
Oberon318 [1:18 AM]: i may go in and grab a soda
Oberon318 [1:18 AM]: just jump in the car
CFHSkidd1990 [1:18 AM]: ok
CFHSkidd1990 [1:18 AM]: will do
Oberon318 [1:18 AM]: later gater
CFHSkidd1990 [1:18 AM]: cyas!


Needless to say he didn't find anyone waiting for him. I hope he didn't cry.

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