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Well, he wasn't met at the door, but he did get to meet Chris Hansen.
Bust by Malibu Breeze @ 9/28/2007 9:06 PM PST

[this case is filed under "Other Resolutions"]

Perverted Justice mark: Ernest, 32
Yahoo IM: joketer34 [ joketer34@yahoo.com ]
Location: Bordentown, New Jersey
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This wannabe pedo tried to solicit guurly_guurl_1993, a 13 year old girl
... or so they thought!

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joketer34 (03/30/07 3:31:23 PM): hello
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:31:28 PM): how are you doing?
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:31:36 PM): are you in new jersey??
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:36:58 PM): hello
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:37:01 PM): anyone home
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:40:41 PM): sorry i was feeding my dog
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:40:52 PM): what are you doing this weekend??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:41:05 PM): ntohing
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:41:05 PM): what's up with u?
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:41:42 PM): what do you look like again
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:42:19 PM): i have a pic in my profile
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:43:33 PM): rock on
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:43:45 PM): where is your b/f
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:43:46 PM): do u have a pic?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:43:49 PM): washington
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:43:52 PM): we broke up cos i moved
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:44:06 PM): are you a good girl
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:44:20 PM): sometimes i guess
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:44:35 PM): what do you mean sometimes .....name some bad things you do ??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:44:40 PM): i dunno
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:44:45 PM): llike havign my bf
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:44:48 PM): when i wasn't supposed to
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:44:49 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:44:59 PM): did you do anything with him??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:45:13 PM): well duh
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:45:15 PM): he was my bf
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:45:22 PM): what did you do??
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:46:17 PM): you ther
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:46:19 PM): ther
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:46:20 PM): there
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:46:54 PM): yeah
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:47:10 PM): what did you do with him??
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:47:16 PM): that was bad
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:48:11 PM): what was bad?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:48:18 PM): that i didn't tell my mom about \my bf?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:48:21 PM): she doesn't need to know
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:48:33 PM): no what did you do with him??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:49:07 PM): i guess everything
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:49:20 PM): what is everything
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:49:30 PM): name some specific things
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:49:49 PM): kissed adn stuff
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:49:54 PM): i mean
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:49:56 PM): what do u want to know
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:49:57 PM): brb
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:50:00 PM): gotta pee
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:50:00 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:50:02 PM): ok
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:51:01 PM): kay back
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:51:02 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:51:38 PM): did you do anything adults would do??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:51:48 PM): like what?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:51:53 PM): i didn't pay bills
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:51:53 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:52:04 PM): you know it
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:52:25 PM): r u a spy?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:52:31 PM): cos u like totally talk in code
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:52:45 PM): no did you have sex or are you a virgin
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:52:54 PM): i'm not a virgin
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:53:09 PM): how old was he??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:53:40 PM): how old r u?
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:54:07 PM): how old was he?? first
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:54:13 PM): almost 18
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:54:35 PM): he turned 18 this month, but we broke up last month when i moved here
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:54:38 PM): how old r u?
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:54:46 PM): how many boys have you been with
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:54:52 PM): are you 18??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:55:14 PM): no 13
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:55:22 PM): duh u saw my profile
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:55:23 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:55:30 PM): i'll be 14 in 9 days
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:55:31 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:55:34 PM): how old r u
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:55:42 PM): and only one guy
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:55:42 PM): i am 30 .....to old for you
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:55:45 PM): u're not old
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:55:52 PM): old is like walker and dentures
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:56:04 PM): do u have dentures?
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:56:11 PM): like you would ..well nothing
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:56:36 PM): like i would what?
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:56:56 PM): nothing ......i dont want to get in trouble
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:57:03 PM): what would u get in trouble for?
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:57:39 PM): asking an inappropiate question to a minor
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:57:49 PM): then don't tell anyone
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:57:49 PM): dork
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:58:08 PM): like they cant read your computer either
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:58:10 PM): dork
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:58:21 PM): what size boobs do you have??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:58:22 PM): who?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:58:27 PM): who woudl read my computer?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:58:29 PM): 32b
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:58:32 PM): do u have a pic?
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:58:52 PM): no why
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:58:59 PM): so you can send it to the cops
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:59:04 PM): uh no
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:59:07 PM): where are you at??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:59:12 PM): jersey
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:59:14 PM): why?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:59:21 PM): gonna turn me in?
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:59:34 PM): no
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:59:40 PM): where is jersey
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 3:59:49 PM): um, next to new york
joketer34 (03/30/07 3:59:59 PM): no i meant where in jersey ...what city
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:00:04 PM): oh
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:00:05 PM): where is your m and d
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:00:05 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:00:13 PM): my dad lives in washington
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:00:21 PM): my mom is in vegas with her new bf
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:00:26 PM): he's a dork
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:00:28 PM): i don't like him
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:00:30 PM): but whatever
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:00:37 PM): what city are you in??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:01:25 PM): why r u gonna stalk me?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:01:39 PM): no i wont be here that long
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:01:45 PM): what do u mean?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:01:53 PM): i am going to iraq
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:01:59 PM): why?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:02:02 PM): do you have a cam??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:02:06 PM): no
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:02:06 PM): please say yes
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:02:13 PM): i 'm sorry i dont'
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:02:18 PM): i am in the military
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:02:21 PM): oh
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:02:28 PM): what re you wearing
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:02:47 PM): u're not trying to cyber with me r u?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:02:59 PM): no i would rather have the real thing
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:03:27 PM): with me?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:03:58 PM): you would not
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:04:03 PM): what do u mean?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:04:10 PM): do me
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:04:14 PM): why wouldn't i?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:04:30 PM): i mean
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:04:33 PM): well
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:04:35 PM): i'd like a pic
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:04:38 PM): what do you look like
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:04:40 PM): but u seem nice enough
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:04:41 PM): dude
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:04:44 PM): u saw my pics
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:04:45 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:04:51 PM): sorry
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:04:55 PM): u must be talking to too many girls
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:05:15 PM): when was the last time for you
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:05:24 PM): valentine's day
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:05:52 PM): how ??
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:05:56 PM): what position
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:05:56 PM): how what?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:06:06 PM): oh
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:06:07 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:06:11 PM): i dunno normal way
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:06:33 PM): do u have a pic?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:06:37 PM): where are you in new jersey
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:06:45 PM): i am very easy on the eyes
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:06:50 PM): lol yeah?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:06:59 PM): very well built
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:07:04 PM): so u're hot?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:07:07 PM): yes
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:07:10 PM): cool me too
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:07:10 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:07:17 PM): i live near brick
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:07:20 PM): what city are you in
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:07:22 PM): where do u live?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:07:27 PM): bordentown
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:07:33 PM): how far away are you
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:07:48 PM): i don't know
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:07:56 PM): i just moved here two weeks ago
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:07:57 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:08:05 PM): we live rigt on the beach i fucking love it here
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:08:28 PM): what city again??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:08:29 PM): sorryi shouldn't swear
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:08:30 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:08:36 PM): no its cool
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:09:01 PM): but i think u're lik e an hour away
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:09:08 PM): rock on
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:09:13 PM): why?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:09:18 PM): who is home with you ??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:09:21 PM): noone i told u
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:09:24 PM): my mom is in vegas
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:09:43 PM): what do you want to do??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:09:51 PM): i dunno i'm sorta bored
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:09:59 PM): but i dont' have any friends here
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:10:00 PM): so
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:10:04 PM): it pretty much sucks to be me
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:10:12 PM): any ideas??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:10:56 PM): i don't know i don't have any one to hang out with
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:10:57 PM): so
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:11:08 PM): do you have any pics of your body??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:11:33 PM): um, not on this computer
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:11:48 PM): what kind of pics do you havea??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:12:03 PM): did u see my pics
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:12:05 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:12:08 PM): did u even look?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:12:17 PM): yes
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:12:36 PM): well there are a ton of pics
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:12:45 PM): i seen them
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:13:19 PM): so what r u doing this weekend?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:13:33 PM): going to travel around and see some sites
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:13:36 PM): and you??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:13:39 PM): nothing
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:13:42 PM): i can't go anywhere
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:13:43 PM): no car
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:13:44 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:13:45 PM): too young
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:13:54 PM): then find someone to fuck
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:14:25 PM): j/k
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:14:29 PM): bad advice
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:14:30 PM): noone
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:14:43 PM): well i thought u were interested
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:14:50 PM): in what??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:15:53 PM): joketer34: no i would rather have the real thing
michelle: with me?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:16:11 PM): can yousay it ??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:16:28 PM): can i say what?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:16:36 PM): what you are thinking and tell me
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:16:42 PM): what do you want me to do??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:17:03 PM): i dunno. i mean it could be cool to have the real thing
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:17:07 PM): i mean i don't cyber
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:17:10 PM): that's fakey fakey shit
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:17:15 PM): i don't do fakey fakey shit
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:17:20 PM): real thing what do you mean
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:17:29 PM): say what the real thing isA?A?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:19:38 PM): sorry got kicked
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:19:40 PM): hate that
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:19:49 PM): what do you want me to do??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:20:04 PM): whatever u want
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:20:08 PM): but i thought u watned the real thing
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:20:14 PM): maybe u're just dinking with my head
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:20:26 PM): no i want the real thing
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:20:36 PM): i am scared to get caught with a minor
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:20:42 PM): then don't tell anyone
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:20:45 PM): duh
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:20:49 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:20:57 PM): i never tell my mom anything
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:21:18 PM): could you handle me??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:21:32 PM): depends on what u want
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:21:36 PM): i mean i've only been with one guy
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:21:39 PM): u know?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:21:50 PM): what have you done so i know
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:21:55 PM): are youshaved ??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:22:01 PM): yeah for gymnastics
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:22:52 PM): did i say something wrong
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:22:56 PM): u don't like that?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:23:06 PM): i do
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:23:17 PM): so how many times did you have sex??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:23:22 PM): only one guy
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:23:25 PM): but we had it a few times
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:23:32 PM): i didn't really count
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:23:33 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:23:35 PM): the first time sucked
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:23:37 PM): missionary??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:23:38 PM): but it got better
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:23:43 PM): is that where i'm on my back?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:23:48 PM): yes
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:23:50 PM): then yeah
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:24:00 PM): did you suck on his thingy
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:24:04 PM): yeah
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:24:05 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:24:08 PM): thingy?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:24:10 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:24:15 PM): r u sure u're 30?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:24:25 PM): cos u talk like my 5 year old cousin
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:24:26 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:24:37 PM): ywa
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:24:39 PM): yes
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:24:41 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:24:48 PM): could you handle anal??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:24:52 PM): um
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:24:54 PM): i've never tried it
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:25:01 PM): whata re you wearing
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:25:03 PM): u won't hurt me right?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:25:11 PM): man i wished you had a cam
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:25:15 PM): hurt you how??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:25:19 PM): with the anal
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:25:22 PM): that hurts right?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:25:29 PM): no do you have lube??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:25:33 PM): no
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:25:38 PM): ok
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:25:56 PM): wow your mom really left you home alone ??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:25:57 PM): u would have to get it
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:25:59 PM): yep
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:26:00 PM): that is wild
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:26:12 PM): that is really wild and you are 13
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:26:16 PM): yep
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:26:18 PM): what is she thinking
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:26:19 PM): almsot 14
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:26:23 PM): cos i'm not a little girl
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:26:31 PM): how big are you
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:26:37 PM): what do u mean?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:26:51 PM): how tall and how much you weigh
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:26:55 PM): oh
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:26:59 PM): i'm short
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:26:59 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:27:04 PM): like just over 5 feet
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:27:12 PM): my coach called me his little power hosue
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:27:14 PM): house
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:27:22 PM): do you have pics of your body
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:27:29 PM): u've already asked
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:27:31 PM): and why are you interested in sex??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:27:40 PM): i told u
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:27:43 PM): cos u seem nice
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:27:47 PM): u say u're hot
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:27:49 PM): so why not
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:27:54 PM): at least u'd know what u were doing
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:27:54 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:28:16 PM): true
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:28:25 PM): i could only stay for a little bit
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:28:29 PM): that's cool
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:28:33 PM): how far are you from philly
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:28:41 PM): i don't know i just got here remember
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:28:54 PM): is that where u r?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:29:22 PM): will u bring the lube?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:29:22 PM): no i am near bordentown new jersey
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:29:31 PM): we dont have to do anal
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:29:41 PM): okay, cos i don't want it to hurt
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:29:49 PM): but if u want to, u have to bring the lube
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:30:10 PM): wonder if my dick goes in and you scream
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:30:23 PM): that would suck
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:30:28 PM): we have a big house
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:30:33 PM): and if u're careful
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:30:37 PM): i won't scream
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:30:38 PM): u kknow?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:31:06 PM): how do i know i wont get into trouble.....i mean you are a minor
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:31:25 PM): how would u?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:31:48 PM): areyou playing me.....when i get there a cop is waiting
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:31:48 PM): don't tell anyone
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:31:57 PM): why would i have a cop here?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:32:11 PM): duh i am talking to a minor about fucking
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:32:22 PM): duh, u're talking to a minor
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:32:23 PM): not a cop
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:32:30 PM): oh
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:32:41 PM): sheesh. but if u rn't serious, then don't come
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:32:42 PM): where we would meet
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:32:53 PM): u could come here
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:33:33 PM): where else could we
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:33:55 PM): but if u don't wnt to come to my hosue first u can meet me on the bordwalk.
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:34:06 PM): i have to wait for my friend to get back with my car then i could get going
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:34:25 PM): cos i live rigt on the beach so when u realize i'm not a cop we can come back to the house
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:34:27 PM): u know?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:34:40 PM): what is the address
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:35:07 PM): r u really going to come?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:35:12 PM): shit my mom's calling brb
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:35:16 PM): oh ok
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:38:02 PM): sorry
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:38:06 PM): she's being a worry wart
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:38:06 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:38:11 PM): cool
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:38:15 PM): what is the city called
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:38:35 PM): she's gone until sunday
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:38:35 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:38:50 PM): so she's bitching about dishes she knows i'm not gonna do
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:38:51 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:38:58 PM): hahha
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:39:05 PM): what city do you live in
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:39:05 PM): i'm not cinderfuckign ella
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:39:06 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:39:08 PM): i mean please
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:39:14 PM): if she wants a maid..........
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:39:15 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:39:22 PM): what city are you in darlin
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:39:24 PM): she's funny
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:39:35 PM): fuck
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:39:36 PM): yes she is
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:39:37 PM): the dog wants out
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:39:38 PM): brb
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:39:41 PM): ok
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:41:51 PM): stupid dog
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:42:02 PM): dogs are like that
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:42:08 PM): what city are you in ???
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:42:12 PM): so i can look it up
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:42:40 PM): you there
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:42:50 PM): edit
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:42:52 PM): edit
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:43:03 PM): edit
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:43:13 PM): i still have no idea how to say that like the people from here
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:43:13 PM): but
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:43:14 PM): whatever
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:43:41 PM): is edit the city
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:43:45 PM): yeah
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:43:49 PM): gross name isn't it?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:44:08 PM): wow you are on a beach
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:44:14 PM): told u
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:44:21 PM): like my hosue is surrounded by sand
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:44:21 PM): rock on
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:44:21 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:44:25 PM): it's fucking amazing
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:44:33 PM): it's the only good thinga bout moving here
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:44:34 PM): is your mom rich or something
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:44:48 PM): my grandparents
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:45:49 PM): what's ur name anyways
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:45:49 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:45:53 PM): i mean it's cool to hook up
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:45:57 PM): but a name would be nice
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:45:58 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:46:02 PM): kevin
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:46:05 PM): and yours??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:46:08 PM): michelle
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:46:12 PM): nice to meet you
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:46:21 PM): so how long does it take to get here?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:46:30 PM): i am trying to figure that out
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:48:35 PM): did it work?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:49:39 PM):
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:49:49 PM): how long does it take, cos i gotta get dressed n stuff
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:50:57 PM): kevin?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:51:20 PM):
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:51:39 PM): i had to use the pottie
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:51:44 PM): oh
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:51:45 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:51:46 PM): sorry
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:51:48 PM): i was like wtf
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:51:49 PM): what are you wearing
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:51:49 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:51:53 PM): jeans right now
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:52:01 PM): and probably will if i'm gonna meet u on the beach
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:52:07 PM): how long does it take for u to get here?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:52:38 PM): what is your zip
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:52:50 PM): zip code
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:52:51 PM): edit
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:53:32 PM): it says about 54 min
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:53:45 PM): but i have to wait until my friend gets here first
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:53:56 PM): when is he gonna be bck?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:53:57 PM): do you know how to dance
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:54:01 PM): i hope soon
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:54:02 PM): yep
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:54:20 PM): what kind of car do u have?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:54:36 PM): is it like really nice? cos i'd never let a friend use my car if it was really nice
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:54:37 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:54:44 PM): what do you know about sex.....what have you done and what would you like to learn
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:54:56 PM): it is cool a chevy
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:55:12 PM): i mean i've done oral butnot gotten it
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:55:14 PM): chevy midsize car
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:55:48 PM): if you wanted to do or try something you heard or have you watched porn??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:55:58 PM): only a little bit of porn
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:56:05 PM): but i'm up for anythign as long as it doesn't kill me
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:56:06 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:56:10 PM): but that's what cool about u
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:56:14 PM): u could totally teach me
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:56:28 PM): i totally dont want ot get caught
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:56:37 PM): that would suck
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:56:53 PM): but yeah i would teach you alot of things
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:56:57 PM): cool
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:57:08 PM): who's gonna catch u?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:57:18 PM): i mean u're meetini gme on the beach
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:57:25 PM): and w'ell just walk up to the house
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:57:26 PM): u know
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:57:31 PM): unless u're gonna get here after dark
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:57:38 PM): then u can just come on up and walk in
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:57:39 PM): u know cos
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:57:40 PM): really
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:57:52 PM): we're too new for anyone to notice
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:58:12 PM): i dont know ..... after seeing those tv shows of people getting caught
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:58:20 PM): there r tv shows/
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:58:24 PM): you sure youdont have a cam so i can see you
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:58:25 PM): r u dinking with my head?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:58:29 PM): no
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:58:31 PM): i am not
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:58:32 PM): i don't but i can give u my phone number
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:58:45 PM): your house number
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:58:47 PM): yeah
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:58:52 PM): ok i guess
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:58:56 PM): i mean
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:58:57 PM): what is your name again?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:59:05 PM): michelle
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:59:10 PM): i mean why would i let u call me
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:59:12 PM): u know?
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:59:24 PM): do you have a pic of your boobies i could see
joketer34 (03/30/07 4:59:27 PM): please
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:59:45 PM): i don't have my camera
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:59:48 PM): i mean i would
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 4:59:59 PM): but i dropped it
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:00:00 PM): please could you find one
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:00:00 PM): so
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:00:04 PM): number edited
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:00:08 PM): your moms or someones
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:00:58 PM): let me look hold on
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:01:03 PM): cos she probably took it
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:01:14 PM): to vegas
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:03:00 PM): um. i cna't find one
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:03:01 PM): i'm sorry
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:03:03 PM): this sucks
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:03:06 PM): u could bring one
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:03:07 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:03:21 PM): todo what??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:03:30 PM): i don't know
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:03:31 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:03:32 PM): i'm a dork
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:03:51 PM): when's ur friend coming?
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:04:22 PM): i dont know
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:04:27 PM): why are you getting wet
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:04:33 PM): i'm excited yeah
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:04:40 PM): did u get my phone number?
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:04:44 PM): yes
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:04:47 PM): number edited
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:04:50 PM): whoops
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:04:51 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:05:16 PM): if i just come to your house how will you meet me at the door
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:05:26 PM): um i dunno
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:05:29 PM): how do u want me to?
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:05:38 PM): you be creative...
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:05:49 PM): men like creativity
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:05:53 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:06:08 PM): are you boobs big
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:06:11 PM): 32b
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:06:42 PM): if you cupped your hand over them, couldyou get your whole hand over them
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:07:04 PM): no
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:07:08 PM): it's funny u asked that
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:07:12 PM): cos i just tried doing that
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:07:13 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:07:15 PM): well not just now
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:07:19 PM): but like yesterday
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:07:20 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:07:24 PM): why
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:07:34 PM): cos i just wanted to see
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:07:49 PM): so do your fingertips touch your chest
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:07:57 PM): when your hand is over your boobies
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:08:32 PM): what do u mean
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:08:58 PM): it would be easier to see you and show you
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:09:01 PM): like on cam
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:09:06 PM): but thats cool
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:09:43 PM): like when you cup your hand over your boob, with you palm in the middle of your nipple does your finger tips touch your rib cage
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:10:00 PM): not quite
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:10:02 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:10:03 PM): had to try
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:10:05 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:10:23 PM): that means a nice cup size.....here is another thing
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:10:38 PM): with your shirt off ......could you lick your nipples??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:11:19 PM): um
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:11:22 PM): i don't think so
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:11:27 PM): i guess we can try when u get here
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:11:28 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:13:02 PM): could you try right now please
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:13:18 PM): i'd feel kind of goofy doin gthat
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:13:19 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:13:26 PM): i mean it's one thing when u're here
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:13:28 PM): but
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:13:29 PM): by myself
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:13:31 PM): well you are young
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:13:36 PM): that' sjust that fakey fakey stuff that i don't do
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:13:43 PM): r u gonna call?
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:13:48 PM): should i
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:13:49 PM): or r u just calling when u're close
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:13:50 PM): yeah
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:13:53 PM): u totally shoudl
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:14:01 PM): why to get caught ??
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:14:12 PM): j/k
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:14:17 PM): i was gonna say
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:14:22 PM): i didn't ask for ur number
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:14:22 PM): yes
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:14:23 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:14:53 PM): man i am scared
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:15:31 PM): michelle
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:15:35 PM): i went to go get my phone
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:15:37 PM): yes kevin?
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:15:43 PM): i am scared
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:15:46 PM): why?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:15:52 PM): i'm not telling anyone
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:15:56 PM): fucking a minor is a big deal
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:16:12 PM): could nt you just lie and tell me you are 18
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:16:16 PM): then don't tell anyone
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:16:20 PM): i wont
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:16:22 PM): duh
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:16:27 PM): well then we're good to go
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:16:28 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:16:45 PM): r u gonna call?
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:16:45 PM): how do i know you wont get mad and turn me in after we fucked ??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:16:56 PM): um, cos u're gonna teach me cool shit right?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:16:59 PM): so why would i get mad
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:17:06 PM): yes
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:17:13 PM): it's like a friends with bennies thingee
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:17:15 PM): make sure your pussy is clean
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:17:19 PM): okay
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:17:26 PM): does it smell good
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:17:41 PM): i guess
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:17:45 PM): the cleaner and the better the smell.......the better my tongue action for you
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:17:55 PM): okay cool
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:18:05 PM): then i'll take another shower when u're on ur way
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:18:11 PM): cool
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:18:18 PM): what kind of pics do you want me to take ??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:18:22 PM): whatever u want
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:18:32 PM): you tell me so
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:18:46 PM): r u gonna call
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:18:53 PM): i am thinking
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:19:03 PM): wonder if he does not get here for a bit
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:19:09 PM): i mean
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:19:12 PM): u dont' have to call
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:19:13 PM): are you doing anything monday night ?
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:19:20 PM): just in case
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:19:21 PM): my mom will be home then
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:19:28 PM): can you get out??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:19:35 PM): i dunno
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:19:36 PM): for an hour or so
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:19:51 PM): but if u don't want to come
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:19:52 PM): don't
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:19:54 PM): i mean sheesh
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:20:04 PM): no i do ....i am waiting on the car
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:20:57 PM): i mean sheesh
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:34:42 PM): you there
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:35:33 PM): i was just gonna get in the shower like u told me to
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:36:21 PM): rock on
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:36:26 PM): i wish you lived closer
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:36:35 PM): i'm not that far
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:36:39 PM): where's ur friend
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:36:43 PM): did u call him?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:36:49 PM): besides u can stay til monday if u want
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:36:53 PM): he does not have a cell
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:36:59 PM): i cant
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:37:04 PM): that's cool then
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:37:08 PM): i was just offerin
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:37:09 PM): i can only stay a few moments tonight
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:37:14 PM): thank you darlin
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:37:21 PM): i have to be in philly tonight
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:37:26 PM): oh
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:37:44 PM): i'm not far from there
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:38:02 PM): rock on
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:38:13 PM): do you know how to get there??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:38:18 PM): where?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:38:20 PM): philly?
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:38:22 PM): philly duh
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:38:31 PM): no but we can map it when u get here
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:38:41 PM): rock on
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:39:28 PM): whacha tihnking?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:39:31 PM): fuck i can't type
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:39:32 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:39:38 PM): fucking
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:39:42 PM): whatcha thinking
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:39:47 PM): that that wold be cool
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:39:51 PM): but u freaking have to get here
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:39:51 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:40:15 PM): why do you want my big dick in you
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:40:47 PM): cos i think u'll be better than my ex
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:40:56 PM): that u can teach me shit
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:40:59 PM): and i think that's cool
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:41:22 PM): rock on
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:41:53 PM): hve u ever been with someoen my age?
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:42:02 PM): no that is what is scary
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:42:08 PM): so i get to be special?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:42:11 PM): i love that even more
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:42:12 PM): yes
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:42:15 PM): yay me
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:42:30 PM): are you going to meet me at the door naked?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:42:54 PM): only if u're AT the door
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:43:08 PM): cos i'm not even gonna be somewhere that my neighbors can see
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:43:09 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:43:15 PM): like i'm cute
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:43:25 PM): but not everyone gets to see
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:43:26 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:43:33 PM): yay me
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:43:48 PM): dude u totally stole my line
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:43:49 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:44:38 PM): yeah
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:44:42 PM): it is cool
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:45:18 PM): that's cos i'm freaking cool
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:45:18 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:45:30 PM): yes you are
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:45:44 PM): do you have dogs??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:45:56 PM): one
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:45:57 PM): i am afraid of dogs
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:45:59 PM): what kind
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:46:05 PM): a mutt
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:46:10 PM): i can put her in the garage
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:46:16 PM): rock on
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:47:05 PM): so should i go take a shower
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:47:10 PM): or wait til ur friend gets there
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:47:22 PM): your choice darlin
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:47:45 PM): well when do u think he'll get here?
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:48:14 PM): i really hope soon i have a huge hardon
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:48:22 PM): tease
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:48:23 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:48:31 PM): thanks darlin
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:49:18 PM): r u bringing lube
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:50:16 PM): why do you want my dick in your ass
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:50:24 PM): i mean it coould be cool
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:50:39 PM): do you have hand lotion there
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:50:45 PM): prolly
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:50:49 PM): check
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:50:55 PM): kay
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:51:19 PM): cool
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:52:27 PM): u're in luck
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:52:27 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:52:32 PM): all kinds of lotion
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:52:43 PM): rock on
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:53:42 PM): ugh
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:53:49 PM): ur friend needs to get there
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:53:57 PM): or i'm gonna totally kick him in the shins
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:53:58 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:55:36 PM): rock on
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:56:06 PM): what's on ur brain
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:56:16 PM): you sliding on me
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:56:41 PM): ure so freaking hot
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:56:49 PM): what do you mean
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:56:58 PM): u just say amazing shit
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:57:02 PM): stuff
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:57:03 PM): lol
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:57:08 PM): how is taht
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:57:10 PM): that
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:57:26 PM): i dunno.
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:57:41 PM): just u totally know that u want. that's hot
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:57:59 PM): like u know all this shit to teach me
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:58:14 PM): hoping not to get caught
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:58:32 PM): it'll just be u and me
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:58:40 PM): like the cassie song
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:58:51 PM): just dont fall in love....
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:59:00 PM): ha
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:59:04 PM): i'm not looking for love
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:59:12 PM): what are you looking for ?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:59:13 PM): specially when u're gonna be gone
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:59:17 PM): to learn
joketer34 (03/30/07 5:59:22 PM): learn what??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:59:31 PM): all that stuff i don't know
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:59:41 PM): like i've never done it except on my badk
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 5:59:43 PM): back
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:00:09 PM): and i'll be nice and clean like u asked
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:01:52 PM): r u gonna add me?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:02:38 PM):
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:04:22 PM): i got bumped off there for a moment
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:04:29 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:04:30 PM): whoops
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:04:31 PM): that sucks
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:04:33 PM): man i wish he would get here
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:04:39 PM): me too
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:04:41 PM): is that a pic of you
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:04:53 PM): yeah
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:05:05 PM): totally hot
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:05:12 PM): areyou a white girl??
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:05:13 PM): duh
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:05:13 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:05:19 PM): portuguese and dutch
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:05:25 PM): so sorta?
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:05:27 PM): i am caucasion
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:05:31 PM): is that cool
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:05:37 PM): yeah
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:05:45 PM): you have to promise me one thing
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:05:58 PM): anything
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:06:13 PM): do you know how to delete all the internet files ??
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:06:21 PM): the temporary ones and all
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:06:25 PM): no
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:06:36 PM): but we can do that when u get here if u're really worried
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:06:39 PM): you need to learn if you are going to talk with people like this
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:06:53 PM): i will show you
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:07:00 PM): that's cool then
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:07:24 PM): and be careful with some of the freaks out there
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:07:29 PM): please
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:07:32 PM): totally
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:07:41 PM): i mean this is like the first time ever ieven thought of this
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:07:44 PM): but u're just so nice
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:07:45 PM): u know?
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:08:02 PM): he is here so i am going to get going
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:08:10 PM): leaving now?
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:08:15 PM): yes is that cool
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:08:19 PM): yeah
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:08:20 PM): totally
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:08:24 PM): call me when u're close
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:08:26 PM): but i think like
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:08:29 PM): what does your house look like
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:08:31 PM): it will be dark
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:08:35 PM): it will
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:08:56 PM): are you going to meet me at the door naked
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:09:12 PM): well call me when u get there
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:09:27 PM): is there a gas station or something nearby
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:09:39 PM): a store or something
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:09:50 PM): no we're the only city in all of the world with no gas station
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:10:05 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:11:07 PM): actually that's kind of true really
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:11:08 PM): lol
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:11:14 PM): there'sa bunch in pt pleasant
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:11:29 PM): and like three right across the bridge fromme
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:12:05 PM): cool
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:12:09 PM): i am leaving now
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:12:15 PM): i dont have a cell phone
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:12:57 PM): how long does it say it will take to get here?
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:13:03 PM): 54 min
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:13:06 PM): kay
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:13:13 PM): i can stay for a 1/2 hour to an hour
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:13:17 PM): that's cool
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:13:19 PM): is that ok
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:13:21 PM): yeah
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:13:30 PM): if u want u can come back on ur way from philly
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:13:42 PM): that is why meet me naked at the door or with a robe on
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:13:46 PM): okay
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:13:48 PM): tht's cool
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:13:52 PM): bye i am gone
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:13:58 PM): so 815?
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:13:59 PM): kay
joketer34 (03/30/07 6:14:02 PM): bye
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:14:23 PM): bye gonna take a shower
guurly_guurl_1993 (03/30/07 6:15:34 PM): r u going?
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