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Donald defines "fast mover" for Dateline: Fort Myers
Bust by Xavier Von Erck @ 8/2/2006 3:36 PM PST

[Conviction]

Perverted Justice mark: Donald, 48
Yahoo IM: donni1957_male [ donni1957_male@yahoo.com ]
Location: Fort Myers, Florida
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This wannabe pedo tried to solicit snakesonagirl, a 15 year old girl
... or so they thought!

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Donald Morrison here hit me up during Dateline 5: Fort Myers. He did not take long. Morrison felt no fear as he solicited me for sexual activity, but he would soon feel fear as he would come face to face with Dateline's Chris Hansen and Fort Myer's finest.

Morrison, as some will remember, had the utter look of a media-stereotypical pedophile. He fit the archetype to the T. Balding, big glasses, giant grease stain on his shirt... defending his actions to the end. He was nearly a dead ringer for Senor Cardgage of HomestarRunner.com fame.

For more information on Morrison, including past crimes, see the associated conviction file.


snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:03:29 PM): heya
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:03:36 PM): how ru
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:05:14 PM): im good
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:05:29 PM): m donnie from ft myers (At this point, I remember clearly thinking that he reminded me of Quiz Kid Donnie from the movie Magnolia. He would end up looking like that character about fifteen years down the line.)
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:05:41 PM): hey donnie im Sarah
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:05:44 PM): whats your asl?
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:05:54 PM): 48
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:06:08 PM): cool im 15/f/fl (For anyone who hasn't gotten a clue yet, this is where you bail because 15 isn't a real woman.)
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:06:21 PM): any pic
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:06:32 PM): yeah on prof and on myspace
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:06:51 PM): mine too
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:07:37 PM): u habe any bro or sis
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:07:39 PM): coolone second
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:07:54 PM): wow your a cowboy and no i do not (He's got a ridiculously small looking picture of him wearing a cowboy hat on his profile)
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:08:05 PM): i love horses
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:08:22 PM): thats awesome so do i
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:08:29 PM): do you got horses?
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:08:56 PM): yer cute
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:09:05 PM): no i dont i did when in texas
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:09:14 PM): oh thats too bad i love horses and thanks most guys think im a geek (Which is true, since I was playing a really geeky character in general. Snakes on a plane FTW!)
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:09:40 PM): wish u were 18
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:09:56 PM): oh dont start that junk
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:10:16 PM): sorry
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:10:28 PM): yeah that slame
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:10:45 PM): h had a gf that was 17 once (turned out to be true)
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:10:51 PM): oh thats cool
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:11:12 PM): where in fl ru
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:11:25 PM): lol im pretty close
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:12:21 PM): to ft myers
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:12:36 PM): yeah (Fort Myers for anyone who doesn't know is not a huge town, so I was surprised to get hit on someone from that area, especially someone as creepy as our pal Donnie here.)
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:12:50 PM): ok
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:12:54 PM): u have horses
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:13:22 PM): lol no
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:13:38 PM): ok
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:14:08 PM): id go ridin with u if u did
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:14:29 PM): cool
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:15:01 PM): the nearest mal to you
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:15:43 PM): edison
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:16:30 PM): ru allowed out tonite (Senor speedy!)
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:16:40 PM): out what do you mean?
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:16:54 PM): wanna have a burger later
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:17:03 PM): i already had dinner
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:17:12 PM): k
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:18:24 PM): thanks for the offer tho im just not hungry
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:18:32 PM): ok
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:18:51 PM): would meet you cause yer nice
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:19:01 PM): thats sweet i guess
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:19:49 PM): forget what others say bout u u are really cute (Groom my insecurities, Donnie!)
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:20:01 PM): thanks i hate it when guys call me dork or geek
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:20:17 PM): i was one of those back trhen
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:20:48 PM): cool
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:21:54 PM): so u dont think im weired talkin to a 15 yo
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:22:32 PM): no
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:22:35 PM): do you think im weird?
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:22:49 PM): no
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:23:27 PM): ru alone
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:23:29 PM): well then were even
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:23:31 PM): yeah
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:23:47 PM): when will parents b back
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:25:00 PM): monday
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:25:38 PM): do u want to meet me
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:25:47 PM): i dunno what do you want to do?
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:26:00 PM): are you a nice guy or are you a jerk?
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:26:03 PM): just talk
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:26:20 PM): lol were talking now
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:26:29 PM): i mean in person
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:26:42 PM): why?
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:26:42 PM): u have nice legs? (Legs don't talk :()
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:26:49 PM): i think so didnt you se them kinda on myspace?
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:26:57 PM): didnt go there yet
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:27:07 PM): i wont do anything to you
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:27:57 PM): my pics are on myspace
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:28:05 PM): whats the id there
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:28:11 PM): or link
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:28:18 PM): its on my prof
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:29:20 PM): checking now
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:29:24 PM): cool
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:29:54 PM): u ever meet anyone form net
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:30:11 PM): no not yet
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:30:33 PM): i can b yer first if u want
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:30:57 PM): i dunno maybe what do you wanna do?
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:31:26 PM): whatever u want maybe find a late movie
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:31:53 PM): i dunno im kinda already dresd for staying in
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:32:52 PM): i can come ther u have dvds
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:33:05 PM): we got some dvds yeah ive seen them all already tho
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:33:19 PM): any naughty ones lol
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:34:02 PM): lol no we dont got those
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:34:53 PM): u have any comedie movies
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:35:01 PM): yeah ive seen them all already
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:35:30 PM): ok
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:35:32 PM): what would u like to do
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:35:44 PM): i dunno w/e really
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:36:50 PM): what do you want to do?
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:36:50 PM): ru looking for sex (And Mr. Greasy Shirt brings it up)
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:36:58 PM): lol im not scared of it
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:37:32 PM): i want to meet u and fool around (Truth and honesty, finally)
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:37:44 PM): its just that if were going to do stuff id like to know what yknow?
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:38:21 PM): i wont have intercourse with u maybe kissing
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:38:35 PM): lol like that dont lead to stuff
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:40:38 PM): did you leave?
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:43:20 PM): oh hey
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:48:21 PM): weird it looked like you were online and stuff
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:49:49 PM): i got booted
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:49:56 PM): wow that sucks
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:50:03 PM): ru up to meet tonite hun
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:50:03 PM): yeah it looked like you were online but then it said you came back online
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:50:14 PM): maybe i gotta trust you tho
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:50:22 PM): how do i know your not a sereal killer?
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 6:50:43 PM): well i have to trust u that u arent a cop
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:51:12 PM): lol yeah im a girl cop with girl cuffs
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:52:53 PM): so how do i know your not a sereal killer?
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 6:55:15 PM): lol ig uess you are then
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:04:30 PM): wb
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:05:35 PM): i got booted agin
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:05:42 PM): wow you got bad luck with that
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:05:43 PM): u live in an apartment hun
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:05:47 PM): nah house
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:05:59 PM): i can be there around 11 if u want
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:06:18 PM): are you gonna stay over or what do you wanna do?
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:06:59 PM): ill stay for a few hours
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:07:05 PM): i wont do anything yu dont want ok
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:07:26 PM): lol well i dont want you to be mean to me or a jerk or cause me pain but if you dont be mean or cause me pain im down for w/e
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:07:38 PM): ok
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:07:47 PM): u have a teddy
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:07:58 PM): i dont have any leingerie
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:08:06 PM): a robe
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:08:23 PM): lol i got my bathrobe
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:08:49 PM): ok whats yer address ill get shower and come down (Shows up in a grease stained shirt... so he showered and then put that on? On no level, not even in creepy pedophile land, is that romance.)
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:09:06 PM): your not gonna hurt me right?
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:09:16 PM): no i dont want to go to jail
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:09:25 PM): im not goinna send you to jail
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:09:35 PM): your sweet i like you
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:09:39 PM): ty
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:09:51 PM): and you dont think i look like a geek
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:10:03 PM): told u i think yer cute
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:10:10 PM): lol just cute?
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:10:19 PM): even hot
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:10:30 PM): ooooo even hot?
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:10:34 PM): yes
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:10:37 PM): i dunno most guys think im not hot
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:10:47 PM): theyre like oh breasts are too small blah blah
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:10:48 PM): theyr nuts
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:11:03 PM): i dunno i hear it all the time
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:11:15 PM): would u let me suck them
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:11:19 PM): lol yeah of ocurse
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:11:26 PM): thatd feel good i bet
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:11:39 PM): well where can i come
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:11:58 PM): come? i dont wanna get pregs so you gotta have a condom
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:12:21 PM): i havem but i am going slow
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:12:34 PM): i just like to know what to be ready for you know?
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:13:04 PM): if u are ready for sex ill give it to you but i ave erectile dysfunction wont get real hard (Erectile dysfunction never sounded so just)
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:13:11 PM): thats okay
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:13:28 PM): i want u to be real clean and ill take care of u
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:13:34 PM): i will be clean for you
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:13:49 PM): so whats hte address ill get showerred
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:14:20 PM): lemme go make sure my neighbor aint being a snoop one sec
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:14:26 PM): ok
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:15:06 PM): yeah shes gone yay
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:15:16 PM): kewl
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:15:26 PM): *Removed Address* you know where that is or you need to mapquest?
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:15:33 PM): what time you coming and what kinda car so i know what to look for?
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:15:39 PM): no how do i get there from mall
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:15:51 PM): i have a red pickup around 11
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:16:02 PM): cool lemme write it out one sec
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:16:07 PM): k
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:16:37 PM): i got it off the maps thing
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:16:42 PM): ok
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:16:43 PM): *Removed directions*
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:17:14 PM): *Removed directions*
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:17:39 PM): didja get that?
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:17:50 PM): ill try to be therre around 11 hun
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:17:57 PM): awesome dont stand me up see you then
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:18:12 PM): if you want you can shower here lol
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:18:57 PM): i want t o shower here and u meet me in yer robe with bra and panties (Try as we might, we can't get Hansen to don a bra and panties.)
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:19:14 PM): okay just go thru the arches and then go to the back its less open there
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:19:31 PM): aRCHES?
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:19:40 PM): lol not like mickey ds
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:19:47 PM): theres a walkway that goes into an arch
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:19:47 PM): LOL
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:19:57 PM): then you just turn right and theres my back door
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:20:04 PM): ok
donni1957_male (4/21/2006 7:20:11 PM): let me go see u then sara
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:20:13 PM): cool awesome i thought tonight was gonna be boring
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:20:14 PM): cool
snakesonagirl (4/21/2006 7:20:17 PM): see you soon


Donald arrived and promptly decided to absolutely disgust the world. Voila. Not a long chat, but they don't need to be long when all the elements of the crime come out so quickly.

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